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#7207574 Jan 09, 2013 at 06:28 PM · Edited over 6 years ago
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Dating a single mother:

It's like continuing from somebody else's saved game.
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#7207592 Jan 09, 2013 at 06:32 PM · Edited over 6 years ago
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I went to one of those speed-dating events last night and all the women I spoke to were complaining about the 3 minute time limit.

Mostly after the first 30 seconds.
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#7208458 Jan 09, 2013 at 09:59 PM
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I was watching 'The Undateables' and there was a blonde girl on it who due to a stroke a few years ago, now struggles to talk and start conversation.

Undateable? She's perfect!
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#7208461 Jan 09, 2013 at 10:00 PM
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I was telling a guy at work how useless I am with the ladies, and how I had to stand on a chair to kiss last night's date goodnight.

He said, "Wow! She was that tall?"

I said, "No, she hanged herself."
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